A place with stuff

giantspacefetus:

A guy is at prom with his date when she says she’s thirsty. He says to wait while he goes to stand in line for punch. He is back immediately with the punch and the girl asks him how he got it so quickly. He says “there is no punch line”

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

bombing:

i love multitasking and i love getting permanently banned from zoos so i killed two birds with one stone

heatherbat:

i’m a loner, dottie. a rebel.

mymanic:

Fuck this is the funniest thing ever

pennylaneforthoughts:

not-a-lame-dad:

Le Gogh

W H Y
skullspeare:

bead-bead:

awwww-cute:

These cats live in our office, this is where they sleep

Have you considered only one cat sleeps there, and the rest are……

copycats?

skullspeare:

bead-bead:

awwww-cute:

These cats live in our office, this is where they sleep

Have you considered only one cat sleeps there, and the rest are……

copycats?