A guy is at prom with his date when she says she’s thirsty. He says to wait while he goes to stand in line for punch. He is back immediately with the punch and the girl asks him how he got it so quickly. He says “there is no punch line”
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
i love multitasking and i love getting permanently banned from zoos so i killed two birds with one stone
i’m a loner, dottie. a rebel.
Fuck this is the funniest thing ever
These cats live in our office, this is where they sleep
Have you considered only one cat sleeps there, and the rest are……